if you're quite finished, i'd like to get on with my life.

if you've seen the dark crystal you'll completely understand everything i'm about to say.

water bear is like chamberlain skeksis. it's quite obnoxious.

"people take different amounts of time to do things. so stop being a dick about how you can do some things better than other people. HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF HUMILITY? OR PEACE AND QUIET? everyone has strengths and weaknesses. there are some things you can't do, and people don't act like dicks because you can't, so stop being a dick to other people. give the world that respect." that's what i would say, if i was still hanging out with her. i made the mistake of being happy to see her yesterday, and i was solving a puzzle when i ran up to say hi. she was watching me, and she kept making these annoying sounds. 

since i know her so well, i know there are only two times she uses sounds to communicate.

the first sound means, "wow. i could do that. why are you taking so long? this is really bothering me. are you stupid?" 

and the second sound means, "i'm tired of waiting, could you please hurry up?" luckily, with the second sound, if you wait long enough she'll just say it. but the first one stays non-verbal FOREVER.

literally forever.

it's like this.

it sounds nothing like that. but it might as well. she's way more annoying. it's the puppet version of what she does.

my only problem is that i don't want to be a bitch.although secretly, late at night, i'll talk to myself in violent tones about my problems with people who take advantage of my personality. but that's also my fault. she wants to hang out over spring break. 

HA.

i'm joking. we'll hang out only if i break both of my legs, shave my head, and/or find cat vomit on my bed. i wouldn't hold my breath if i was her.

i hope this doesn't make me sound like a bad person. there are many forms of arrogance i can stand. this is the only kind that irritates me. i guess i still want to be her friend (from a distance), but not really. she tires me. 

she's like some kind of joy-sucking chupacabra. even if i don't hang out with anyone next week, i'll be sure to  stay home and hide under my bed until she goes away.

i don't think she understands the core concept of a friendship. it's not about having people around you who'll do what you want. and if that's what it means to her, then i'd rather not be her friend (by that definition.) i'd rather have chamberlain skeksis following me around whimpering all day. and that's saying a lot.

i'm sorry you had to sit through my little bitch session. but i don't want to go to school today with that on my mind and have it fly out of my obviously unstable mind. 

honestly.